Paws Off the Heat
Oh hey, Mingles!
Summer's here, and while you two-legged folks run off to the beach in flip-flops and floppy hats, we indoor legends have our own style of beating the heat. We may not dive into pools (ew, water), but trust me—cats know a thing or two about chilling. Literally.
So, while you're busy planning your tan lines, here’s how you can help us fur-folk stay safe, stylish, and sweat-free this summer.
1. Ice Ice, Baby (But Make it Fancy)
Want to win my love forever? Drop a few ice cubes in my water bowl. I might bat them around first (you know, for sport), but then I’ll sip that cold hydration like royalty. Bonus points if you give me more than one bowl in different corners of the house. I like options.
2. Fan Club Member #1
I’m not saying I own the fan. I’m just saying if you point it anywhere but at me, we might have a problem. Set up a box fan or air circulator where I like to lounge. You chill your coffee, I chill my tail.
3. Sun's Out, Curtains Down
You love your sunshine, I get it. But my fur coat doesn’t come off, and it’s not exactly breathable. So please, draw the curtains or close the blinds during peak heat hours. Bonus: the house gets all cozy and mysterious. I love mysterious.
4. Floors Over Fluff
While you’re off melting into your plush couch, I’ll be starfishing on the cool bathroom tiles. If you catch me there, just let me vibe. Or better yet, provide cooling mats made for pets. And no, your yoga mat doesn't count, Susan.
5. Brush It Off
A good brushing session isn’t just spa time (though I do enjoy it). It helps get rid of extra fur, which keeps me cooler. Also, the less fur I shed, the less you’ll find in your iced latte. Win-win.
6. Say No to Hot Lap Naps
I adore you. Truly. But in the summer? I will not be your lap blanket. Don’t take it personally. Come find me in autumn when we're both emotionally and thermally ready.
7. My Pekingese BFF Says: Hydrate or Hesitate
Ah yes—Brunz, the white Pekingese I live with. He waddles over to remind you that short-nosed breeds like him struggle even more in the heat. So he gets ice water, cold damp towels, and extra fans too. He also insists you limit his walks to early mornings or late evenings, when the ground isn’t lava.
8. Keep Us Indoors (We're Not Into BBQs Anyway)
Look, I might act all curious by the door, but trust me—you don’t want me roasting out there. The pavement can burn our paws, and outdoor temps can overheat us in minutes. Keep us inside with enrichment toys, cool hiding spots, and yes—a bit of your grilled chicken (no seasoning, please).
9. Emergency? Meow Means Now
If I’m panting (which I never do unless it’s serious), drooling, or acting lethargic, something’s wrong. Same goes for my doggo BFF. We count on you to recognize signs of heatstroke and call the vet ASAP. No shame, just action.
Final Cool Words
Summer can be sweet when we play it smart. With your help, we’ll get through the heat like the indoor icons we are—lounging, snoozing, and occasionally judging you for going outside again.
So please, Mingles, keep it chill. Literally.