The Great Laptop Mystery

Hey, it’s me again, your ever-wise and slightly mischievous but always fabulous feline companion. We need to talk about something very important—you need to stop asking why I insist on sitting on your laptop all the time. You might think I’m just being a little troublemaker, interrupting your so-called "work" (whatever that means), but actually, I’m here to help you. Yep, you heard that right. My laptop-conquering habits are all part of a bigger plan—to keep you sane, happy, and maybe even a little more productive. 

Reason #1: The Laptop Is the Warmest Throne (and You Need Warmth, Too)

You love your cozy blankets on chilly days, right? Imagine how comforting it is for me to curl up on your laptop. More importantly, imagine how comforting it is for you to have me nearby. My warmth, my gentle purrs, and my mere presence remind you to take a moment, breathe, and find comfort in the little things. You work so hard, dear hooman—let me remind you to pause and enjoy warmth, both literal and emotional.

Reason #2: You Need a Break, and I Know When

Let’s be honest—you sometimes forget to take breaks (and drink water!). You stare at that glowing rectangle for hours, getting lost in stress and deadlines. That’s where I come in. The moment I step onto your keyboard, it’s your signal to look away, stretch, and remember that there is life beyond work. If I must physically insert myself into your space to make sure you take care of yourself, then so be it. You’re welcome.

Reason #3: The Clicky Buttons Are a Reminder of Fun

Those little buttons that go clickety-clack beneath my paws? They fascinate me. When I step on them, they create magic on the screen! Maybe they open new windows, maybe they delete a file (oops), or maybe they send a strange message to your boss (double oops). But my curiosity reminds you of something important—you were once a child who loved to press buttons just to see what would happen. Work doesn’t have to be all stress and routine. Find the joy in discovery, in learning, and in playing, even in small ways. Let my button-pressing chaos remind you that sometimes, surprises can be delightful.

Reason #4: I Am Here to Soothe You

You may think I sit on your laptop to claim it as my own, and while that’s partly true, the bigger reason is you. I can sense when you’re stressed. I see the tension in your shoulders, the furrow in your brow, the sighs you don’t even realize you’re making. That’s why I curl up right where you can’t ignore me—because you need comfort. You need a friend who doesn’t care about deadlines or emails, who simply loves you as you are. So when you see me lounging across your keyboard, take a deep breath, pet me, and remember: 

Reason #5: Work Is Important, but So Is Joy

I see you working hard, pouring your energy into what you do. And that’s wonderful! But work is only part of your life, and I am here to remind you of the rest. The joy of a warm sunbeam, the excitement of chasing a string (or in your case, following a passion), the satisfaction of a well-earned nap—these are things worth cherishing. Your work matters, but so does your happiness. I will make sure you never forget that.

So, dear hooman, the next time you find me sprawled across your laptop, instead of asking, "Why do you do this?" ask yourself, "What is my cat trying to teach me today?" Because whether I’m reminding you to take a break, encouraging you to find joy in small moments, or simply offering silent support, know this—I believe in you.

Now, stop typing and give me some chin scratches. That is all.